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Star Wars As An 80’s High School Movie. These Problems Matter.
I don’t think you need to hear anything more about this than what the title has to offer. Cool kids. Bullies. Nerds. Parents. Drama. The hot girl with a good heart. A rebel. Jocks. Teachers. Detention. Acne. Passing Notes. Some sort of a musical montage. Kevin Bacon. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. The last four …
Mr. And Mrs. Sith: Brad And Angelina Who?
If there was a point in time you thought the fight between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie in Mr. and Mrs. Smith was one of the hottest fights you have ever seen, well… you’d be right. But not anymore. Meet Mr. and Mrs. Sith. If you thought a sex-driven, multi-gun clip-emptying, hand to hand combat …
Congratulations. You’re A Jedi And You’re Badass. This Is Why.
You went through so much to steal the technical readout of the Death Star and the enemy just broke in and stole it back. They tried to kill you. You’re pretty upset about that and rightfully so. People are relying on you to get those plans back. It’s time to mess some people up. …