This may seem a little self-serving to say, but Star Wars fans really are the best fans out there. Just by the sheer number of them, it’s no exaggeration to say they span a significant fraction of the global population. Star Wars fans exist in every living generation on the planet. What really sets them apart …
You went through so much to steal the technical readout of the Death Star and the enemy just broke in and stole it back. They tried to kill you. You’re pretty upset about that and rightfully so. People are relying on you to get those plans back. It’s time to mess some people up. …
