Eli Rebich

Never tell me the odds... I'm a Jedi.

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Obama Blows Chance To Lock Up “Best President For Eternity” Award: White House Response To Death Star Construction Petition

So if you haven’t heard by now, an official petition was submitted via petitions.whitehouse.gov, for the collection of funding and resources to construct a Death Star.  Once I came across it, I couldn’t believe I didn’t headman the petition as its creator.  Tip of the cap to the person who beat me to it.  Well the …

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My Facebook Rant: Chris Rainey/Steelers/This IS AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN The NFL… NOT Its New Image.

  I have to appreciate my cousins because they’re all very sane and very charged over the topic of sports.  Today, my cousin posted a comment directed to me and another cousin, looking to get some opinions and start a little conversation.  I might have killed the entire conversation because I didn’t just reply… I …

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This Is Exactly Why We Need An Army Of Robots… SO WE CAN JAM ACE OF SPADES!!!!

I’m currently speechless… the awesome is almost too much to comprehend.  Rock gods… you’ve outdone yourselves this time. Rock on! Enjoy!

Parents/Those Soon To Be. Afraid Of The Smartphone Nude Pics Era? You Might Be Interested In This Mom’s 18 Rules.

Today’s world is pretty amazing.  There is literally nothing outside of a few keystrokes away from finding out almost anything, within seconds of it striking your curiosity.  I can recall getting my first computer with a full-color display monitor, weighing about 10-15 pounds, about 1 foot deep in length, rounded screen, and 1 gigabyte of …

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Was 2012 A Blur? Twitter Remembers Every Second Of It And Here’s The Video To Prove It.

Coming up on my first full year of running PittsburghJedi.com, I’ve never been more in tune with social media than any other time in my existence; even surpassing my years in bands and music business.  Seeing so much of what you all have had to say, reading thousands upon thousands of your experiences, and getting …

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